I’m topherchris and I see NSFW stuff on my Tumblr Dashboard at work sometimes.
I reblog the best examples here.

(Source: vicemag)

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT KIND OF NOTE PAPER I’D LIKE AND THEN I SAW THIS AND NOW I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT OFFICE SUPPLIES.

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT KIND OF NOTE PAPER I’D LIKE AND THEN I SAW THIS AND NOW I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT OFFICE SUPPLIES.

OH GOOD LORD LOOK WHAT I JUST SAW.  I HOPE THE UPS GUY STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME DOESN’T SEE THIS.

OH FUCK I THINK HE DID.  I SHOULD WRITE SHORTER CAPTIONS.

OH GOOD LORD LOOK WHAT I JUST SAW. I HOPE THE UPS GUY STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME DOESN’T SEE THIS.

OH FUCK I THINK HE DID. I SHOULD WRITE SHORTER CAPTIONS.

NOBODY AT WORK LOOK AT MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW Y’ALL CAUSE THIS IS HAPPENING ON IT

NOBODY AT WORK LOOK AT MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW Y’ALL CAUSE THIS IS HAPPENING ON IT

(Source: blueberrynocturne)

suicidegirls:

Praesepe in Sweet Tea
MAKES ME HAPPY: the sound of boiling water, self improvement, birds & trees & wind & clouds, rubbing my feet together under a blanket, witnessing genuine kindness, the cute noises my cat makes, seeing messy gardens instead of well manicured lawns, creativity, cluttered book stores, vintage anything, conte crayons, entertaining guests, using a bike instead of a car, when SuicideGirls/ pretty ladies/ artists compliment me, various chemicals and their effects, innocence, frankincense and neroli.

suicidegirls:

Praesepe in Sweet Tea

MAKES ME HAPPY: the sound of boiling water, self improvement, birds & trees & wind & clouds, rubbing my feet together under a blanket, witnessing genuine kindness, the cute noises my cat makes, seeing messy gardens instead of well manicured lawns, creativity, cluttered book stores, vintage anything, conte crayons, entertaining guests, using a bike instead of a car, when SuicideGirls/ pretty ladies/ artists compliment me, various chemicals and their effects, innocence, frankincense and neroli.

blackcockdown:


oh my god. yes.

blackcockdown:

oh my god. yes.

dumbfuckery:

your something blue can be your bruised vagina

dumbfuckery:

your something blue can be your bruised vagina

casinonelson:


ghost.

casinonelson:

ghost.